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That couch had 2 days till retirement
Lainey wasn’t too happy about wearing the lampshade after she got fixed, and that couch paid the ultimate price.
Submitted by: Allan Shifman
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Everyone’s a Critic
This is Murphy the ferret. He is three years old. After he
destroyed all of his Xmas toys (6-7 different things), he promptly
started in on MY gifts (which were INSIDE a half-zipped suitcase). I
had not even opened the DVD case yet!He is not normally very destructive; this just goes to show that it
never pays to leave anything within reach of your pet, even a “well
behaved” one who almost always “goes on the paper”, shows no interest
in stealing “people food” and is never caught gnawing through
electrical cords or baseboards (former pet bunnies, I am looking at
ALL of you).My next house is probably going to force me to have everything stored
at least four feet above the floor at all times…and even then, I am
probably hosed because I miss having cats around.Submitted by: Lorelei
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Ozzy turning my box spring into his man cave
In the middle of the night I’ve heard weird things under my bed, this time I got under there and my black pug hand pulled down the fabric covering my box springs and turned it into a mancave complete with panties he had stole from me and his bone. The best part was watching his chubby pug self do the army crawl to get out.
Submitted by: Lisa
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Ozzy turning my box spring into his man cave
In the middle of the night I’ve heard weird things under my bed, this time I got under there and my black pug hand pulled down the fabric covering my box springs and turned it into a mancave complete with panties he had stole from me and his bone. The best part was watching his chubby pug self do the army crawl to get out.
Submitted by: Lisa
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Splendor in the Grass
Every flower bed I have is smashed. Every one.
Submitted by: Anita
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Splendor in the Grass
Every flower bed I have is smashed. Every one.
Submitted by: Anita
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Garbage Massacre
Came home to a garbage hurricane. By the look on his face he knew that he couldn’t blame it on anyone else. Maybe he thought I wasn’t coming home and he panicked? Regardless you can’t help but love that face.
Submitted by: Alex Meisner
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Dirty Dog
Dirt and mud are unnaturally attracted to my white, golden-doodle Tobey. He can’t help it! It is obviously “never his fault” — just look at that face! Personally, I just love the expression of my older golden retrieve, Koda, (inside the house), looking at the two dirty culprits. He is a ‘good boy’ and would NEVER be involved in such shenanigans!
Such is life on a cranberry bog…
Submitted by: Patricia Powers
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Dirty Dog
Dirt and mud are unnaturally attracted to my white, golden-doodle Tobey. He can’t help it! It is obviously “never his fault” — just look at that face! Personally, I just love the expression of my older golden retrieve, Koda, (inside the house), looking at the two dirty culprits. He is a ‘good boy’ and would NEVER be involved in such shenanigans!
Such is life on a cranberry bog…Submitted by: Patricia Powers
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Blue’s Clues
I was sitting on my bed watching tv and our Shorkie Duke jumped up to join me. I noticed his face was blue and couldn’t figure out what happened. Until I walked into the kitchen…..he had been chewing on a blue gel ink pen. There were little blue paw prints all over the floor! Our boxer Daisy was crouched in the corner looking at me like “I was NOT involved.”. Luckily, it came right up and he’s too cute to give away.
Submitted by: Cheri Graalum
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