Shit My Pets Ruined

I know your pets have ruined some shit. Or maybe just the smell of your home. ShitMyPetsRuined@gmail.com **Please see our Terms of Use**Shit My Pets RuinedTumblr (3.0; @shitmypetsruined)http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/Houdini Hound<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365835" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dog-damage.jpg" alt="Dog damage" width="553" height="737"/></p> <p>We left for work and school one day and left our Mastiff/Pit puppy teenager in a kennel in my daughter’s immaculate Princess room (the dog is being housetrained).</p> <p>When we came home, the dog had chewed a hole in the side of the plastic kennel, escaped and gone on a rip through my daughter’s room. The foam pieces in the foreground are carpet padding - but we found no holes in the carpet, so we don’t know how she did that! She not only knocked over the chair, but ripped the seat of it off, too, and had a grand time messing up the bed covers before her royal nap… in the princess bed.</p> <p>The second photo is the monster in question, looking quizzically at me after I took her outside and asked her why she was so crazy.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365836" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Stoutiechen.jpg" alt="Stoutiechen"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Heidi J.</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/06/27/houdini-hound/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/26023562475http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/26023562475Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:13:08 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeNom Nom Sandals<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365895" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/DSCN59321.jpg" alt="DSCN5932" width="360" height="480"/></p> <p>After a period of financial hardship, I decided to indulge and buy myself a new pair of sandals. They were impractical and beautiful and I was so excited to have them. My siamese cat, Tiberius, apparently shared my enthusiasm. As soon as I left him alone with the sandals, he chewed up the decorative metal bar, rendering them nearly unwearable. Sometimes you just have to laugh to keep from crying.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365896" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/DSCN5881.jpg" alt="DSCN5881" width="864" height="648"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Anna</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/06/22/nom-nom-sandals/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/26023784512http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/26023784512Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:14:20 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeThat couch had 2 days till retirement<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365521" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/laineys_rage.jpg" alt="laineys_rage"/></p> <p>Lainey wasn’t too happy about wearing the lampshade after she got fixed, and that couch paid the ultimate price.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365522" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/aftermath.jpg" alt="aftermath"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Allan Shifman</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/05/10/that-couch-had-2-days-till-retirement/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22779446277http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22779446277Thu, 10 May 2012 10:24:38 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeEveryone's a Critic<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-725365811" title="rsz_imag0985" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rsz_imag0985.jpg" alt="" width="472" height="601"/><br/> This is Murphy the ferret. He is three years old. After he<br/> destroyed all of his Xmas toys (6-7 different things), he promptly<br/> started in on MY gifts (which were INSIDE a half-zipped suitcase). I<br/> had not even opened the DVD case yet!</p> <p>He is not normally very destructive; this just goes to show that it<br/> never pays to leave anything within reach of your pet, even a “well<br/> behaved” one who almost always “goes on the paper”, shows no interest<br/> in stealing “people food” and is never caught gnawing through<br/> electrical cords or baseboards (former pet bunnies, I am looking at<br/> ALL of you).</p> <p>My next house is probably going to force me to have everything stored<br/> at least four feet above the floor at all times…and even then, I am<br/> probably hosed because I miss having cats around.</p> <p>Submitted by: Lorelei</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/05/09/everyones-a-critic/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22715528489http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22715528489Wed, 09 May 2012 10:12:47 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeOzzy turning my box spring into his man cave<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365762" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/OZzy-bear.jpg" alt="OZzy bear"/></p> <p>In the middle of the night I’ve heard weird things under my bed, this time I got under there and my black pug hand pulled down the fabric covering my box springs and turned it into a mancave complete with panties he had stole from me and his bone. The best part was watching his chubby pug self do the army crawl to get out.</p> <p>Submitted by: Lisa</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/05/04/ozzy-turning-my-box-spring-into-his-man-cave/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22381811071http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22381811071Fri, 04 May 2012 09:58:36 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeOzzy turning my box spring into his man cave<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365762" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/OZzy-bear.jpg" alt="OZzy bear"/></p> <p>In the middle of the night I’ve heard weird things under my bed, this time I got under there and my black pug hand pulled down the fabric covering my box springs and turned it into a mancave complete with panties he had stole from me and his bone. The best part was watching his chubby pug self do the army crawl to get out.</p> <p>Submitted by: Lisa</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/05/04/ozzy-turning-my-box-spring-into-his-man-cave/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22381811079http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/22381811079Fri, 04 May 2012 09:58:36 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeSplendor in the Grass<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365143" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/IMG00206-20110530-1750.jpg" alt="IMG00206-20110530-1750"/></p> <p>Every flower bed I have is smashed. Every one.</p> <p>Submitted by: Anita</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/18/splendor-in-the-grass/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/21328961530http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/21328961530Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:40:37 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeSplendor in the Grass<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365143" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/IMG00206-20110530-1750.jpg" alt="IMG00206-20110530-1750"/></p> <p>Every flower bed I have is smashed. Every one.</p> <p>Submitted by: Anita</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/18/splendor-in-the-grass/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/21328961521http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/21328961521Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:40:37 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeGarbage Massacre<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365623" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_39603.jpg" alt="IMG_3960"/></p> <p>Came home to a garbage hurricane. By the look on his face he knew that he couldn’t blame it on anyone else. Maybe he thought I wasn’t coming home and he panicked? Regardless you can’t help but love that face.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365624" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_39593.jpg" alt="IMG_3959"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Alex Meisner</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/13/garbage-massacre/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/21023291628http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/21023291628Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:59:24 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeDirty Dog<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365637" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_2707.jpg" alt="IMG_2707" width="614" height="461"/></p> <p>Dirt and mud are unnaturally attracted to my white, golden-doodle Tobey. He can’t help it! It is obviously “never his fault” — just look at that face! Personally, I just love the expression of my older golden retrieve, Koda, (inside the house), looking at the two dirty culprits. He is a ‘good boy’ and would NEVER be involved in such shenanigans!<br/> Such is life on a cranberry bog…</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365638" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_2534.jpg" alt="IMG_2534" width="614" height="461"/></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365639" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_2749.jpg" alt="IMG_2749" width="614" height="461"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Patricia Powers</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/12/dirty-dog/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20979066798http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20979066798Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:18:15 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeDirty Dog<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365637" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_2707.jpg" alt="IMG_2707" width="614" height="461"/></p> <p>Dirt and mud are unnaturally attracted to my white, golden-doodle Tobey. He can’t help it! It is obviously “never his fault” — just look at that face! Personally, I just love the expression of my older golden retrieve, Koda, (inside the house), looking at the two dirty culprits. He is a ‘good boy’ and would NEVER be involved in such shenanigans!<br/> Such is life on a cranberry bog…</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365638" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_2534.jpg" alt="IMG_2534" width="614" height="461"/></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365639" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_2749.jpg" alt="IMG_2749" width="614" height="461"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Patricia Powers</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/12/dirty-dog/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20979066838http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20979066838Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:18:15 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeBlue's Clues<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365500" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/duke41.jpg" alt="duke4"/></p> <p>I was sitting on my bed watching tv and our Shorkie Duke jumped up to join me. I noticed his face was blue and couldn’t figure out what happened. Until I walked into the kitchen…..he had been chewing on a blue gel ink pen. There were little blue paw prints all over the floor! Our boxer Daisy was crouched in the corner looking at me like “I was NOT involved.”. Luckily, it came right up and he’s too cute to give away.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365501" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/duke21.jpg" alt="duke2"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Cheri Graalum</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/06/blues-clues/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20609607494http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20609607494Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:01:53 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeMy Evil Angel :P<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365560" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/155001_480551250858_523370858_5620167_8330356_n.jpg" alt="155001_480551250858_523370858_5620167_8330356_n"/></p> <p>Mika my Cat Tried to kill us in our sleep by turning on the oven while we had food on the stove… For our luck i fell asleep on the couch next to the kitchen and woke up from the smoke …</p> <p>Later that day I came back from work to find the toilet paper in ruins.<br/> I think I stopped a new plan she had in the works… :P</p> <p>Anyway i Miss you Mika R.I.P.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365561" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/148154_480641775858_523370858_5621080_5543383_n.jpg" alt="148154_480641775858_523370858_5621080_5543383_n"/></p> <p>Submitted by: BadIronTree</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/06/my-evil-angel-p/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20609359655http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20609359655Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:57:27 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeEaster Hunger Games<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365587" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-41.jpg" alt="photo-4"/></p> <p>Here are the Easter eggs that I made, complete with glitter! My husband and I went to see the Hunger Games, and I left the eggs in the center of the table. Here they are four hours later….</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365588" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-51.jpg" alt="photo-5"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Abbey Logan</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/05/easter-hunger-games/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20525088061http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20525088061Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:39:54 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeEaster Hunger Games<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365587" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-41.jpg" alt="photo-4"/></p> <p>Here are the Easter eggs that I made, complete with glitter! My husband and I went to see the Hunger Games, and I left the eggs in the center of the table. Here they are four hours later….</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365588" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-51.jpg" alt="photo-5"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Abbey Logan</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/05/easter-hunger-games/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20525088062http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20525088062Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:39:54 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeNot extreme enough<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365547" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/package.jpg" alt="package"/></p> <p>The package said “extreme” and “toughest durable formula”. Clearly, Lainey has a much different definition of “durable”.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365548" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/notextremeenough.jpg" alt="notextremeenough"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Allan Shifman</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/02/not-extreme-enough/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20359844572http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20359844572Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:08:26 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeNot extreme enough<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365547" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/package.jpg" alt="package"/></p> <p>The package said “extreme” and “toughest durable formula”. Clearly, Lainey has a much different definition of “durable”.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365548" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/notextremeenough.jpg" alt="notextremeenough"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Allan Shifman</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/04/02/not-extreme-enough/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20359844585http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/20359844585Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:08:26 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeMy Ability to Sleep in My Own Bed<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365508" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Photo_031312_0011.jpg" alt="Photo_031312_001" width="538" height="430"/></p> <p>I travel a lot for work. In the fall, I was away for about a month, and when I came back, my husband had decided that our two mini wirehaired Dachshunds, Sammy and Lila, no longer had to sleep in their kennel. They were now sleeping on the bed … on MY side of the bed. It was a week before we worked out the arrangements and I was able to get a good night’s sleep.</p> <p>Now I’m away for several months, and Lila has taken to sleeping BETWEEN MY PILLOWS. There’s going to be a big fight when Mommy gets home.</p> <p>PS A king-sized bed is not large enough for two adult humans and two Dachshunds, as it turns out.</p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365509" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Photo_031912_0011.jpg" alt="Photo_031912_001" width="447" height="357"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Cindy Sadler</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/03/21/my-ability-to-sleep-in-my-own-bed/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/19679019216http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/19679019216Wed, 21 Mar 2012 10:02:14 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeDizzy the Destroyer Strikes Again<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365483" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/403031_10150598432320399_506485398_11140687_2067078755_n1.jpg" alt="403031_10150598432320399_506485398_11140687_2067078755_n" width="576" height="344"/></p> <p>Four hours alone and we came home to this…</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365484" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/398434_10150598433810399_506485398_11140692_502787357_n1.jpg" alt="398434_10150598433810399_506485398_11140692_502787357_n" width="576" height="344"/></p> <p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365485" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo1.jpg" alt="photo"/></p> <p>Submitted by: Breanne</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/03/19/dizzy-the-destroyer-strikes-again/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/19572469893http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/19572469893Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:20:50 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrizeCat making Brownies<p><img class="size-large aligncenter wp-image-725365314" src="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/MitzyTriple.jpg" alt="MitzyTriple"/></p> <p>Despite her small size I could prove this was the one who pushed the brownie pan off the counter. I’m sure she hadn’t planned on sticking around and getting caught, but she couldn’t get down off the counter until I cleaned up all of the broken glass on the floor under her. (She was fine, not a scratch on her).</p> <p>Submitted by: Barbara</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/2012/03/12/cat-making-brownies/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Pets Ruined" rel="bookmark">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/19182103410http://shitmypetsruined.tumblr.com/post/19182103410Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:04:28 -0400SMPRShitMyPetsRuinedtumblrize